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g0lden3ye:

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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WANT!!!!!

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The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WANT!!!!!

allabitfuzzy:

Oh my goodness… crippled by laughter! :-P HAHAHAHA

kabutocub:

myurlsmellsofrichmahogany:

My day has been made.

omg I can’t stop laughing! I can’t breathe… lol

allabitfuzzy:

Oh tumblr, I have missed the happy things you introduce into my life.

mattsbrickgallery:

The bridge of the USS Enterprise NCC1701

WANT!!!!

DO IT!

 ✞ Your religious Views?
 ✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
 ✿ Relationship with your father?
 ❀ Relationship with your mother?
 ✩ Who is your most loved person?
 ♛ Have you ever been bullied?
 ☂ What is your sexuality?
 ☼ Who makes you the happiest?
 ♞ What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
 ❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
 ♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
 ✖ Had your heart broken?
 ☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
 ☁ Who do you miss the most?
 ☠ Have you ever attempted suicide?
 ✌ Share a secret?
 pleeeeaaaasssseeee?

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Reblog if you’re a girl who likes girls, a boy who likes boys, or a person who believes it shouldn’t matter.

cluelessonlearned:

benjamingodfre:

Taken with instagram

wakethedeadcoffee:

One of the most adorable things I have ever seen in my entire life.
I would like one for Christmas. Or two. We wouldn’t want to separate them.

AWWWWWW!!!!!! I Want them!